shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
No one understands him god
Rebloggable version by request
So. This happened to me a little while back. Turns out online friendships aren’t trustworthy/appropriate for a person my age. What really sucks is that now several friendships are ripped away from me or have taken heavy blows because of the circumstance. I love each and every one of them too so it has been tough to transition.
My mom would probably do the same if she found out.
Yup. Yup. This. umu)^
You see this picture? This is a picture of my friend John, taken on his 13th birthday. If you look closely in the background, you will see the face of a troll. A troll named Karkat Vantas.
You see, John was alone when this picture was taken. Karkat only appeared in the shot when the photo was posted on Facebook. Everyone assumed that John or I had photoshopped the troll into the picture. They were wrong.
Five minutes after the photo was posted, John’s father called me and said he hadn’t come home from the party yet. Only then did I realize what happened to my friend.
If you don’t reblog this, the troll will appear in your house and curse at you. He will then kick you in the shin and promptly leave you alone. This happened to John, it happened to me, and it will happen to you.
You have like 30 seconds.