shadesilverwing:
“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

500daysofeffyou:
SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.



tdrloid:
have you finished those errands?


1612th:
a visual representation of my emotions at any given moment
bendydickcumonmyback:
Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of
IBUPROFEN

fnohomestuck:
why does everyone ship their ocs with sollux?
is it because of his handsomeness?

I’m a gemini
does this make me handsome too?